| Q.
Which secret ingredient does a wolf chef put into his Eggs
Benedict dish?
A. Howl-and-daze sauce.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a wolf with Gordon Ramsay?
A. Howl's Kitchen.
Q.
What do you call a group of wolves hunting deep in the wilderness?
A. A back pack.
Q.
What is the most common male wolf name?
A. Lair-y. |
Q.
Why did Little Red Riding Hood finally stop running from
the Big Bad Wolf?
A. 'Cause she was tired of being chaste.
Q.
Which pain reliever does a wolf take in the morning after
alter a howling good party the night before?
A. Bayer Aspirin.
Q.
Where in the world will you find the most wolf turds?
A. Scat-mandu, Nepal. .
Q.
What does the pack do when one wolf has diarrhea?
A. They all scatter. |
Q.
Which kind of wolf curses and uses foul language all the
time?
A. A swear-wolf.
Q.
Where in the world are the scariet werewolf movies filmed?
A. Howly-Wood.
Q.
What happened after Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf?
A. When the full moon came, the werewolf morphed into Chuck
Norris!
Q.
Where does a Wolfman hoarder store all his excess stuff?
A. In a were-house.
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