Q.
What do you call a big ape who only eats fruity desserts?
A. Pie mate.
Q:
What is a hairy ape's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Q.
What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes ape-solutely bananas!
Q.
What is a primate's favorite flavor of ice cream?
A. Banana Chocolate Chimp. |
Q.
What do you call an explosive primate fart?
A. BaBOOM!
Gorilla
Gym Rat Groan of the Day: Geez, gain a little muscle mass,
and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many
bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Q.
What do you call a troop of mammals that attend religious
services?
A. Pray mates.
Q.
What is an Evangelical gorilla called?
A. Ape-priaser. |
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly
bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q.
Where did the bonobo like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea.
Old
gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Q.
What do you call a cremated gorilla?
A. Pyre-mate. |
