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Q. What do you call a Girl-illa who works in a bar?
A. A monkey wench.
Q.
What is the missing link between the bass and an ape?
A. The baritone.
Q.
What do you call the homeless ape in the orchestra's woodwind
section?
A. Oboe Bonobo Hobo.
Q.
Which type of great ape plays the drums?
A. The Bamboom. |
Q. What does a cultured gorilla enjoy before a gourmet meal?
A. An ape-ritif.
Q.
What do you get when you cross an ape chef with a cougar
baker?
A. A kitchen ape-lion-ce.
Q.
What do you call a hungry ape that prays for nacho
flavor Doritos?
A. A chimpmonk.
Q.
What did the gorilla order at the bar?
A. Ape-ricot Brandy. |
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7,
11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
Q.
Which kind of highly intelligent mammal knows the circumference
of any circle?
A. The Pi-mate.
Q.
Which kind of primate works in a call center?
A. The Who-rang-u-tan.
Q.
Which kind of horse can a gorilla ride?
A. An Ape-paloosa. |
