Q.
What do you call the weirdest reptile in the world?
A. Lizard of Odds.
Q
Which kind of squamate reptile likes romaine lettuce?
A. The lizard of cos.
Q.
Which kind of clever reptile works for Microsoft?
A. The lizard of DOS.
Q.
Which kind of reptile can be used as a bandage?
A. The Lizard of Gauze. |
Q.
What do you call a big reptile that's been eating jalapenos?
A. A fire-breathing dragon.
Q.
Which fire-breathing lizard smoked marijuanaa in the 1960s?
A. Puff, the Magic Drgon.
Q.
What do you call a big male lizrd that performs wearing
a dress?
A. a drag-on.
Q.
What is the fiercest living thing you'll find in the garden
?
A. The snap dragon. |
Q. Which kind of lizard can be used to brush your hare?
A. The comb-eleon.
Q.
Which kind of lizard does Boy George keep as a pet?
A. A Karma Chameleon.
Q.
What do you call the lizard party guest that just arriced?
A. Come-eleon.
Q.
Which kind of reptile runs the jumbotron at the ballpark?
A. The monitor lizard. |
