| Q.
What keeps an old fox's teeth in place?
A. Fox-o-dent denture adhesive.
Q.
What do fox pups like to snack on?
A. Kit Kat bars.
Q.
Why do foxes hunt rabbits at noon?
A. 'Cause they like fast food for lunch.
Q.
Where did the CSU vixen live after her graduation?
A. Fox Grove.
Q.
What do vixens wear when they're just casually hanging out
in the den?
A. Comfy smocks or frox. |
Q.
Which kind of digitalis plant do vixens and tods like best?
A. Foxglove.
Q.
Which fragrant summer flower is every fox's favorite?
A. Phlox.
Q.
Which Colorado front range town has a fox pup baby boom?
A. Kittredge, Colorado
Q.
Which northern Colorado communities have the least problems
with rabbit over-populatin?
A. Fox View, Fox Hill, and Fox Ridge |
Q.
How do skulk members describe sly fox farts?
A. Silent, but deadly.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a fox and an alley cat?
A. A Kit Kat.
Q. Why did the fox cross the road?
A. To raid the henhouse on the other side.
Foxy
Point to Ponder: If you keep backyard chickens, why would
you move to a home in Fox Ridge?
Q.
How did the rooster know a fox was in the henhouse?
A. There were tell-tail signs... |
