| Q.
What do call an elephant that lies across the middle of
a tennis court?
A. Annette.
Q.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. Cute, but can you breath through it?
Q.
Why are elephants so poor?
A. Because they work for peanuts.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a trout and an elephant?
A. Fishing trunks. |
Q.
What did the snake give to his wife?
A. A goodnight hiss!
Q.
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A Civil Serpent!
Did
you hear about the snake love letter? It was sealed with
a hiss.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a snake?
A. A jumprope!
|
Q.
What do you call a duck that steals?
A. A Robber Ducky.
Q.
What is every duck's favorite television show?
A. The feather forecast.
Q.
Where do duck farts come from?
A. A butt quack.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a duck and a fireworks?
A. A Fire-Quacker. |
