| Q.
Which Christmas carol is the classic favorite of parents?
A. Silent Night.
A
classic Christmas carol told me to Deck the Halls,
so I did. Harold and Hugo are not at all happy. |
Q.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and
the normal alphabet?
A. The Christmas alphabet has NO L!
Q.
Why are sopranos so good at Christmas shopping?
A. They always manage to get descant prices without
getting into treble.
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Q.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
A. Claus-trophobic.
Q.
Why does St. Nick like the Temptations' version of Silent
Night best?
A. Because Santa Was a Rolling Stone. |
