| Nerd
Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line:
Hey Lady, you must be a keyboard, 'cause you're just my
type.
Q.
How do many nerdy Star Wars fans end up spending Valentine's
Day?
A. Hans, Solo.
Q.
If your aunt runs off to get married on Valentine's Day,
what do you call her?
A. Antelope.
Valentine's
Day Pick-Down Line:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than
be with you.
Q.
What does a garden gnome call his gal on February 14?
A. A Valen-tiny. |
Q.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's
Day?
A. I'm very attracted to you!
Q.
What did the lamp say to the light bulb on Valentine's Day?
A. I love you a watt!
Q.
Who is Cupid's favorite superhero?
A. Arrow.
VD
Day Truth: If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's
Day, just remember nobody loves you any other day of the
year either.
Q.
What did the TicTac say to the Certs on Valentine's Day?
A. We are mint to be together. |
Q.
How was the blonde like Valentine's Day candy?
A. She was half sweet and half nuts.
Q.
Why is Romaine the most loving lettuce?
A. Because it's all heart.
Anti
Valentine's Day Point to Ponder: Is LOVE the seventh sense,
the one that destroys the legit six senses?
Q.
What did the great horned avian say to his sweetie on Valentine's
Day?
A. Owl be yours, if hoot be mine.
Q.
What did Mt. Vesuvius say to his hot girlfriend, Mt. Etna,
on Valentine's Day?
A. I lava you very much. |
