| Q.
Why is it cold on the first day of winter?
A. Because it's at the end of Decembrrr.
Q.
During a big winter snow storm, how do you make antifreeze?
A. Take away her blanket!
Q.
What do snowmen do on a Colorado Snow Day when everything
is closed?
A. They just chill out.
Q.
Why do penguins detest seriously funny winter puns?
A. Because it's snow laughing matter!
Q.
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party on December
21?
A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Did
you hear about the Colorado winter snow storm that arrived
at just the right moment? It was white on time!
Colorado
Winter Pick-Up Line: Babe, is this sidewalk icy? 'Cause
I just fell for you.
Q.
Why was the snow plow driver oomedian booed off the stage
at the comedy club?
A. Because his jokes were so flaky.
Q.
Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the
winter cold without a coat.
Q.
What did the icy winter road say to the SUV?
A. Wanna go for a spin?
Q.
Why did the blonde only wear one boot?
A. She heard there was a 50% chance of snow, and she was
really good at math. |
Q.
What do snarky Colorado snowmen call really slow skiers
on the bunny runs enjoying their winter vacation?
A. Slope pokes.
Q.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill
fast?
A. There snow possible way these winter puns could
be more painful.
Q.
Why are the Colorado ski slopes snow funny all winter long?
A. Because they're hill areas!
Q.
What is a Colorado skier's winter holidays mantra?
A. There's snow place like home!
Q.
Where do championship snowmen football teams compete?
A. In the Super Ball.
Q.
How do early winter Colorado skiers correct their mistakes?
A. With Whiteout!
Q.
What do you call an Abominable Snowman with a six-pack?
A. Yeti to party.
Colorado
Winter Weather Point to Ponder: During a blizzard, how would
you even know if you saw the Abominable Snowman?
Q.
What do vacationers in Breckenridge, Colorado sing in December?
A. 'Tis the season to ski jolly.
Q.
What time is it when kids see winter flakes falling outside
the kindergarten window?
A. Snow and Tell. |
Q.
What is the safest season for snowmen?
A. Winter, because of all the camouflage.
Q.
Why do some reindeer moonlight driving snow plows in December?
A. Because there's no business like snow business!
Q.
What happened when a huge icicle hit the snowman in the
head?
A. It knocked him out cold!
Q.
What do you call a snowman with a way to get around during
the winter?
A. Snow Mobile.
Q.
What falls, but never hurts itself?
A. Snow.
Q.
Why don't mountains get cold during the winter?
A. Because they wear snow caps.
Q.
What diet did the snowman go on as a New Year's resolution?
A. The Meltdown Diet.
You
might be from Colorado if you expect snow on Easter, Mother's
Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving � but not on Christmas.
Q.
How is a Colorado blizzard warning like Christmas?
A. Last minute shopping in crowded stores!
Q.
What do you call a snowman's winter party?
A. A snowball!
Q.
On which February holiday do pigs elect their new leader?
A. Crowned Hog Day! |
