Xmas Jokes, Cold Christmas Humor, Santa Puns 5

Xmas Jokes, Santa Claus Puns, Festive Humor
(Because Holiday Travel Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream if You're Snowed-In ... or Wish You Were!)

Warning: Christmas Caution! Santa's on his way with jingle jokes, belly funny puns, and flaky winter humor.
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Q. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the roof? A. An Elf-cicle!

Q. What kind of bike does Santa Claus drive? A. Holly Davidson!

Q. What does an elf cook use in the kitchen? A. A U-Tinsel!

Q. Which kind of car do elves prefer to drive?
A. Toy-ota.

Christmas Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, Santa's lap isn't the only place X-mas wishes come true.

Q. How does the little elf get to his job at Santa's Winter Workshop?
A. He rides his icicle.

Christmas Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl, you're so hot, but we can still have a white Christmas.

Q. What do elves in training do when they get home from school?
A. Gnome Work.

Xmas Pick-Up Line: Babe, just like candy canes and Christmas, I and you were mint to be together.

Q. What does pirate Santa say? A. Row Row Row!

Q. What does Santa bring naughty children for Christmas? A. A Package of batteries with a note saying, "Toy Not Included!"

Q. Why was Santa cast in a musical? A. Because he had stage presents!

Q. What do a crab on the beach and Christmas have in common?
A. Both have Sandy Claus!

Q. Where does Santa Claus keep his money?
A. In a snow bank.

Q. What do you call a smelly department store Santa?
A. Farter Christmas.

Q. What do sheep say on Xmas?
A. Merry Christmas to Ewe!

Q. Why did the scarecrow get a Christmas bonus?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field!

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer moonlights as a choreographer?
A. Dancer.

Q. What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A. Snow Balls!

Q. Why doesn't Santa like getting stuck in the chimney? A. He's Claus-Trophobic!

Q. What do you call a snowman that can walk? A. Snow-Mobile!

Q. Which odd body part is only exposed at Christmas time?
A. The Mistle Toe.

X-Xmas Pick-Up Line: Hey there, if you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.

Q. How is Christmas just like your job?
A. You do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit takes all the credit!

Q. What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?
A. Sandy Claus.

Q. What do snowmen always order off the Tex-Mex lunch menu?
A. Brrr-itos!

Elfish Christmas Pick-Up Line: Girl, Santa isn't just coming once this year.

Q. What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? A. Merry Sithmas!

Q. How does a nowman get around? A. He rides an icicle!

Q. What did Santa Claus say to the young Padawan? A. Merry the Force be with you!

Q. Who delivers presents to little sharks at Christmas time?
A. Santa Jaws!

Q. Why should you never leave out 288 cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve?
A. Because that's two gross!

Q. What are the best woolen Christmas sweaters made of?
A. Fleece Navidad.

Q. What do little elves at the North Pole like to snack on?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. How many letters are in the angelic Christmas alphabet?
A. Only 25. It has no 'ELL.

Q. What did the snowman say about the latest Xmas gossip at the North Pole?
A. I don't have ears, so I have snow idea?

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