Christmas Animal Jokes, Fauna Xmas Puns 2

Christmas Animal Jokes and Holiday Critter Humor
(Because Santa Claws Jokes and HumBug Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You Need To Bee Merry!)

Warning: Proceed with Care! Naughty lamb humor, nice dog jokes, reindeer LOLs and Fleece Navidad puns ahead.
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| Nice Christmas Jokes and Merry Naughty Xmas Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| Christmas Music Jokes | Xmas Come-Ons | 2 | Christmas Food Puns | Winter Holiday Jokes |
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Q What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? A. Nice gnawing you!

Q. What do you call a bad puppy on Christmas? A Felix Naughty Dog!

Q. which is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? a. Comet!

Q. What happened to the cat who ate the silvery icicles off the Christmas tree?
A. She suffered from Tinsel-itis.

Q. What do you call an unexpected gift left under the Christmas tree by your 125-pound dog?
A. A Yule Log. EW!

Q. What was left after Santa's sleigh was hit by a car and several deer died?
A. Just the remaindeer.

Q. Why don't crabs celebrate Christmas? A. Because they're shellfish!

q. How do lambs greet each other during the holidays? a. Merry Christmas To Ewe!

Q. What do you call a sheep that doesn't like Christmas? A. Baa Humbug!

Q. What's another reason crabs and lobsters don't enoy the December holidays?
A. Just be-claws.

Q. How do ewe wish the lambs a Merry Christmas in the Andes?
A. Baa saying, "Fleece Navidad!" .

Q. Why don't sheep like going to Christmas parties?
A. They always have a woolly baaad time.

Q. What do yu call a dog who works for Santa? A. Santa Paws!

Q. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? A. Mistle-toad!

Q. what do tigers sing at Christmas tine? a. Jungle Bells!

Q. Which kinds of pet canines are a North Pole elf's best friend?
A. Snow dogs and sled dogs.

Q. What did the frog say to his toad neighbor on Christmas eve?
A. Hoppy Holidays!

Q. What did the Siberian tiger way about Santa's little helpers?
A. They're GRRREAT!

Q. Why is the desert lion a favorite at christmas time? A. because he has sandy claws!

Q. What do you call a scary reindeer? A. A Cari-Boo!

Q. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas time? A. Santa Jaws!

Q. Why do the pride's cubs still believe in Santa Claus?
A. 'Cause they're used to the lion.

Q. What does a reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This joke is gonna sleigh you!

Q. What do a crab on the beach and Christmas have in common?
A. Both have Sandy Claus!

Q. Why don't reindeer like picnics? A. Because of all their ant-lures!

Q. What do sheep say at Christmas time? A. Wool-Wide Bleatings!

Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? A. H-ornaments!

Q. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is near?
A. He looks at his calen-deer.

Q. What does Santa leave for naughty lambs and baaad little sheep on Christmas?
A. Oh, mutton special...

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-Alf.

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