Q. What do you say after a sex bot ejaculates all the way across the room?
A. Tech has come so far.

Q. What is it called when a Martian sex bot masturbates too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.

Alien Sex Bot Hookup Line: Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Pick-Up a Sex Bot Line: Hello. Nice bolts. Wanna screw?

Pick-Up a Sex Bot Line: Baby, I guarantee that I'll never have to Force Quit you.

Q. What do you call it if you're doing a sex bot from another planet?
A. An inter-spacial relationship.

Sex Bot Come-On: Hello human. I may not be able to love, but I'm a real sex machine!

Today's Future Point to Ponder: If sex robots learn to cook, will women be screwed?

Sex Bot Pick-Up Line: Hello fellow. Would you like a demo of my multi-touch capability upgrade?

Pick-Up a Russian Sex Bot Line: Hey baby, how'd you like to be debugged?

Q. How can you tell your hookup is a sex bot?
A. He knows where the G spot is, and the R spot, and the D spot 2.

Out of This World Point to Ponder: If Elon Musk discovered an alien sex bot, started dating her and then broke up, would she be his SpaceEX?

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello princess, I am the droid you were looking for.

Robot Come-On: Hello baby. Do you believe in love at first optical recognition scan? Or, should I roll by again?

Q. What do you call an inappropriate robot behavior at Hooters?
A. A wire stripper.

Sex Bot Pick-Up Line: Hello Bub, is that a joystick you're holding, or are you just happy to see me?

Earth Robot: Why has Venus been so distant lately?
Mars Robot: She's been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas.

Chat Up a Robot Line: Hey, I've got a case of WD-40 at my place. Wanna get drunk?

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello hottie, you make my interface GUI.

Q. Why was the shy cyborg so embarassed?
A. Because it had hardware and software, but no underwear!

Q. What does a sex bot say while it's getting it on?
A. You really know how to push my buttons.

Pick-Up a 2008 Web Bot Line: YouTube Myspace, and I'll Google your Yahoo!

Mr. Data Pick Up Line: Do you beleive in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate past your present coordinates again?

Mr. Data Hookup Line: I have no emotions, but I do cuddle afterward.

Q. Which Star Wars robot finally reported being sexually harassed in 2019?
A. R2-#me2.

Sex Bot Pick-Up Line: Hello big guy. Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive activity, if you know what I mean.

Pick-Up a Robot Line: Are you a sex bot? 'Cause I'd like to void your warranty.

Pick-Up a Robot Line: Hey babe, were you built for Mars exploration? 'Cause your chassis is totally out of this world!

Q. How are Martian robots and girls alike to a sci-fi nerd?
A. Neither has tried to contact him.

Q. What was the robot married couple's anniversary in the Fall?
A. 'Cause they were Autumn Mated.

Q. What's the difference between a fault line and a friendly robot?
A. One is a tectonic plate, and the other is a platonic tech.

Robot Hookup Line: So babe, let's roll to my docking station, or your?

Robot Pick-Up Line: Hello baby, yes, I am fully functional and anatomically correct.

Robot Hookup Line: Hey hottie, how 'bout we go grab some JAVA?

Q. Which sci-fi droid model isn't a he or a she, or is both, or is more than two genders?
A. Cyborg 3 Protocol.

Sex Robot Come-On: Hello sir. How 'bout you lube my legs joint?

Hookup With a Sex Bot Line: So baby, which port do you want me to plug into?

Q. Why did the NYC comedian get a sex bot made in China in 2018?
A. Because she will laugh at his jokes, and even do his dishes.

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello hot bot. Your eyes say 0, but your lips say 1.

Q. Why couldn't the robot flirt with the attractive waitress at Hooters?
A. Error message read: Failed to establish connection with server.

Q. What is a quickie with a sex bot called?
A. Screw and bolt.

Sex Robot Hookup Line: Hello sir, I am backward compatible, to service all of your present needs.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You're so perfect, even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade you.

Pick-Up a Robot Line: Babe, is it hot in here, or did your cooling fan fail?

Q. What did the Martian say to the hot new Rover robot in the neighbood?
A. Back that NASA up!

Jupiter 2 Robot Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I was Lost In Space before I met you!

Q. What is the hash tag for when a droid sexually harasses you in the work place?
A. #R2MeToo.

Galactic Sex Bot Chat Up Line: Hey girl, my sensors detected high amounts of sexiness in this quadrant. And, now I have discovered the source!

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Are you a Dalek? Because you've been rolling through my mind all night!

Robot Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are those real, or were you upgraded in Silicone Valley?

Robot Sex Point to Ponder: Do female self-replicating robots have a computerus?

Borg Pick Up Line: Earth woman, you will be assimilated!

Borg Hookup Line: Red is irrelevant, and so is blue. So, how 'bout you let me assimilate you?

Q. Who was Mr. Data's secret lover?
A. Ann Droyd.

Robot Chat Up Line: Hello Jonathan, what's your OS?

Q. What kind of programming do trans robots run on?
A. Non-binary.

Q. What do you get when you cross a gay robot with a tractor?
A. A trans-farmer.

Cyborg Pick-Up Line: My external sensors detected an unusual amount of horniness in this sector.

Sci-Fi Space Robot Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's go explore this strange new world together.

Star Wars Droid Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the moment I saw you, my heart went into hyperdrive.

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