Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there tiger, wanna come up to my place and see my key-ty cat?

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a lock? 'Cause I'd pick you any day!

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Is that a master key in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey baby, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you're a real keeper.

Castle Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hello there. Is your name Nessie? 'Cause I like you a loch!

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you are look-key'n good.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there, wanna come up to my place to see my key code?

Locksmith Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Jane? 'Cause I feel a real key-lamity coming up.

Locksmith Come-On: Hey babe, I may not hold the key to happiness, but I can unlock the liquor cabinet.

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you call a locksmith? 'Cause my GPS took me straight to your lock-ation.

Locksmith Hook Up Line: Hey girl, let's meet up at Keystone for a run down the slope.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Are you a locksmith or an SEO expert? 'Cause you've got all the key words to my heart, cardia, crux, soul...

Q. What did the locksmith say to his cardiac surgeon?
A. You hold the key to my heart.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Are you a locksmith or a pirate? 'Cause you're on such an even keel.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Dude, are you from Muskogee? 'Cause you are so Okie!

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey dude, you're such a god that your name must be Loki!

Locksmith Come-On: Hey girl, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you've got a really keen figure.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there big fella, are you a locksmith? 'Cause you've got me all keyed up.

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Babe, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you hold the key to my heart.

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey babe, if you're looking for a locksmith just say, "Okey Dokey."

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey babe, wanna hookup tonight to tumble and get funky?

Cheesy Locksmith Pick Up Line: Brie, you just cheddar know you're holding the key to my heart.

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey girl, they don't call me Sherlock for nothing!

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Wow, you must be a locksmith because you've got the key to my heart.

Locksmith Come-On Line: Hey girl, was your daddy a Scotsman? 'Cause I'm liking you a loch.

Locksmith Hookup Line: Hey there, wanna come up and see my monkey?

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hi big guy, is your name Smokey? 'Cause you're a real bear.

Q. What is the cheesiest line an amorous locksmith might try?
A. You cheddar know you're the key to my heart.

Q. How can you tell if the Colorado pot shop locksmith is a real hottie?
A. 'Cause he's smoking!

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Babe, wanna hook up for lunch and have a quiche?

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey girl, was your daddy a Colorado locksmith? 'Cause you're smoking hot.

Q. What did the safe cracker love the locksmith?
A. Because he held the key to her heart.

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hello lass, is your name Ness? 'Cause I'm lovin' you a loch.

Q. Which pick-up line always works for locksmiths?
A. Hi, you're locking good!

Locksmith Hookup Line: Babe, check out my key ring! Wanna see if I have the one to your heart?

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Hey there, you are really locking good!

Q. What does a romantic locksmith say to woo his love?
A. You hold the key to my heart.

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