Q.
On which day of the week do the most hornet attacks happen?
A. Stung Day.
Q.
When do stationary bike riders finally get to rest?
A. After Spun Day.
Sunday
School Teacher: Why is it important to be quiet in church?
Student: Because so many people are sleeping. |
Q.
When is the best time to go to the beach?
A. On Sand Day.
Q.
What do you call a cold and rainy summer Sunday?
A. Sog Day.
Q.
Why is beer better than religion?
A. Because beer doesn't care if you sleep in late on Sunday
morning. |
Q.
How can you tell a happy motorcyclist was out riding all
afternoon on Sunday?
A. You can see the bugs in his teeth.
Q.
What spoiled the Sunday evening barbecue?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.
Q.
What did the preacher, who sells Avon on the side, say at
Sunday services?
A. Let us spray. |
