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Q. What was the len's excuse to the policeman? A. Officer, I've been framed!

What was the len's excuse to the policeman

Did you hear about the clever sleuth ophthalmologist? He closed the lid on this case!

Did you hear about the clever sleuth ophthalmologist

The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.

The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness

Gnome Buddy, do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Gnome Buddy, do you like bacon

Gnirl, you have the right to bear me in your arms!

Gnirl, you have the right to bear me in your arms

Food Pick-Up Joke: Hey Gnirl, you must be a bacon burger 'cause you're bacon me crazy!

Food Pick-Up Joke: Hey Gnirl, you must be a bacon burger 'cause you're bacon me crazy

Gnome or nonsense or gnomer nonsense? U B da Pun Judge!

Gnome or nonsense or gnomer nonsense

Hey Gnirl, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Hey Gnirl, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged

Elementary, My Dear. I AM Sherlock Gnolmes.

Elementary, My Dear

Take Gnome Prisoners

Take Gnome Prisoners

Q. Why did the picture go to jail? A. It was framed!

Why did the picture go to jail

Did you hear about the guy who stole a can of wood filler? A. He was arrested for putty theft!

Did you hear about the guy who stole a can of wood filler