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Q. What do you call it when one bull spies on another? A. A steak out!

What do you call it when one bull spies on another

Q. Where do cows get their weapons? A. At ar-moo-ries!

Where do cows get their weapons

Food Joke: A man assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How Dairy!

Food Joke: A man assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter

Owner of a threatening bull was arrested. He was brought up on charges.

Owner of a threatening bull was arrested

Q. What did the dentist say to the judge in court? A. You can't handle the tooth!

What did the dentist say to the judge in court

Q. What game did the dentist play as a child? A. Caps and robbers!

What game did the dentist play as a child

Q. What did the judge say to the dentist? A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

What did the judge say to the dentist

Q. Why was teh rancher arrested at the gym? A. He was hurting his calves!

Why was teh rancher arrested at the gym

Q. What is a police officer's favorite day of the week? A. Fine Day!

What is a police officer's favorite day of the week

Q. What is a criminal's favorite day of the week? Free Day!

What is a criminal's favorite day of the week

Q. What is a lawyer's favorite day of the week? A. Tries Day!

What is a lawyer's favorite day of the week

Q. What is a detective's favorite day of the week? A. Why Day!

What is a detective's favorite day of the week