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Q. How did the little green man from outer space feel when he visited earth? A Alone and Alienated!

How did the little green man from outer space feel when he visited earth

How do alien parents get Baby ET to sleep? They just rocket!

How do alien parents get Baby ET to sleep

What do aliens wear to bed? Space Jammies!

What do aliens wear to bed

Q. What did the alien say to the feline? A. Take me to your litter!

What did the alien say to the feline

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

Why don't aliens eat clowns

Q. What do you give a cranky alien? A. Some Space!

What do you give a cranky alien

Green ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck. I'd like to observe it in crater detail!

Green ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck

Q. Where does an alien go for a few drinks? A. The Space Bar!

Where does an alien go for a few drinks

What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol!

What do you call an overweight alien

What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder!

What did the alien say to the gardener

Q. What should you do when you see a green alien? A. Wait until it's ripe!

What should you do when you see a green alien

What did the alien say to the grower? Take me to your weeder!

What did the alien say to the grower