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What do aliens put on their toast? Space Jam!

What do aliens put on their toast

Q. What is an astronaut's favorite keyboard key? A. The Space Bar!

What is an astronaut's favorite keyboard key

Q. What do you call a loony spaceman? A. Astro-Nut!

What do you call a loony spaceman

Q. What do aliens on the metric system say? A. Tae me to your liter!

What do aliens on the metric system say

How do you throw a party for an alien? You have to planet!

How do you throw a party for an alien

What did the alien say to the gas pump? Please take your finger out of your nose!

What did the alien say to the gas pump

Q. What did the alien say when he ran out of room in the UFO? A. I'm all spaced out!

What did the alien say when he ran out of room in the UFO

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor.

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet

Ancient Aliens guys says: Cheeseheads? Aliens! Go Broncos!

Ancient Aliens guys says: Cheeseheads

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guys says: Both aliens and Broncos eat cheese!

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guys says: Both aliens and Broncos eat cheese

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: Psst Denver Broncos, I was open!

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: Psst Denver Broncos, I was open

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: In alien speak @#$%^&*! means Go Broncos!

Ancient Aliens Big Hair Guy says: In alien speak @#$%^&*