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Green alien says: Space aliens are Broncos fans because Denver is a mile closer to home!

Green alien says: Space aliens are Broncos fans because Denver is a mile closer to home

ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby!

ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby

Et Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls? A. Recycle buns!

Et Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls

ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike? A. Both are unidentified frying objects!

ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike

ET Chef Says: My wife made me a green hamburger for St. Patrick's Day? I asked how she colored it, ans she said she didn't know what I was talking about!

ET Chef Says: My wife made me a green hamburger for St

ET Chef Asks: What pick-up line did the bacon use on the tomato? A. Lettuce get together!

ET Chef Asks: What pick-up line did the bacon use on the tomato

ET Chef Asks: What do you call a fake noodle? A. An impasta!

ET Chef Asks: What do you call a fake noodle

Et Chef Asks: How weird is it if a chef uses a sieve or a colander? A. Stainer things have happened!

Et Chef Asks: How weird is it if a chef uses a sieve or a colander

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry? A. He went back four seconds!

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry

ET Chef Says: I ordered 2000 pounds of Chinese soup. It was Won Ton.

ET Chef Says: I ordered 2000 pounds of Chinese soup

Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!

Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time

Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!

Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green