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How do alien parents get Baby ET to sleep? They just rocket!

How do alien parents get Baby ET to sleep

What do aliens wear to bed? Space Jammies!

What do aliens wear to bed

Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady

Q. Why did the banana go out with a prune? A. It couldn't find a date!

Why did the banana go out with a prune

Q. Why do bananas do so well on the dating scene? A. Because they have appeal!

Why do bananas do so well on the dating scene

Q. What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club? A. A lot of blind dates.

What do you get if you cross a bat with a lonely hearts club

Q. Why did Batman's date go so badly? A. Hw had bat breath!

Why did Batman's date go so badly

Batman's foe says: Why Ca't Batman get a date? SLAP! I do NOT have Bat breath!

Batman's foe says: Why Ca't Batman get a date

Q. Why did Batman take Wonder Woman to a used car dealership? A. To use her lasso of truth on the salesman!

Why did Batman take Wonder Woman to a used car dealership

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him. It was a brewed awakening!

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him

Chimp asks: How are men like coolers? A. Load thm with beer, and you can take them anywhere!

Chimp asks: How are men like coolers

Pitcher of beer asks: How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of just one!

Pitcher of beer asks: How does a man show he's planning for the future