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Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!

Pizza before it was cool.

What did the alien say to the gas pump? Please take your finger out of your nose!

What did the alien say to the gas pump

Friendly chiropactors always have your back.

Friendly chiropactors always have your back

$Orthopedist claims working with fractures isn't all it's cracked up to be.$

Orthopedist claims working with fractures isn't all it's cracked up to be

Q. Why did Batman's date go so badly? A. Hw had bat breath!

Why did Batman's date go so badly

Q. Why did Bruce's dentist give him mouthwash? A. He had bat breath!

Why did Bruce's dentist give him mouthwash

Q. What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found the box of tissues? A. Holy Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our noses and we almost blew it!

What did Robin say to Batman when they finally found the box of tissues

Beer mugs ask: What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four guys drinking beer and watching a football game!

Beer mugs ask: What has eight arms and an IQ of 80

Bar riddle: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A. A beer in each hand!

Bar riddle: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. Bartender says, "OK, but don't start anything."

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck

Barber: Oops, sorry! I just cut your chim!. Vampire: It's ok, it's not my blood!

Barber: Oops, sorry

Q. What is a vampire's favorite type of person to bite? A. A Redneck!

What is a vampire's favorite type of person to bite