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Green ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck. I'd like to observe it in crater detail!

Green ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck

What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policement.

What is copper nitrate

A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!

A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing

A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blown Apart.

A grenade in a French kitchen results in Linoleum Blown Apart

Arresting Banana Humor: What do you call california banana motorcycle cops? A. Banana Chips!

Arresting Banana Humor: What do you call california banana motorcycle cops

Q. What does Batman put into his cocktails? A. Just ice!

What does Batman put into his cocktails

Q. What is the biggest differnce between Batman and a robber? A. Batman can go into a store without Robin!

What is the biggest differnce between Batman and a robber

Q. What happened to the lawyer who got tossed out of a saloon? A. He was disbarred.

What happened to the lawyer who got tossed out of a saloon

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire

Q. Where are neurons jailed if they commit a crime? A. A nerve cell!

Where are neurons jailed if they commit a crime

Q. What does a cabbage outlaw have? A. A price on its head!

What does a cabbage outlaw have

Did you hear about the carrot detective? It got to the root of every case!

Did you hear about the carrot detective