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Q. How do you murder a salad? A. Go for the carrot-id artery!

How do you murder a salad

A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone. She was charged with DWI: Driving While Intalksicated.

A woman was arrested for having an accident on her cellphone

Q. What did the head chef say when the rookie burned the dessert? A. Is that a crime brulee?

What did the head chef say when the rookie burned the dessert

Lawyer-Turned-Cook. A.K.A. Sue Chef

Lawyer-Turned-Cook

A rubberband pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math destruction.

A rubberband pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math destruction

Q. What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg? A. The bombshell!

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg

Q. What happens if you drop a hand gren-egg? A. It egg-splodes!

What happens if you drop a hand gren-egg

A chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances. The police suspect fowl play!

A chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances

Java Joke: Stealing someone's coffee is a crime called "Mugging!"

Java Joke: Stealing someone's coffee is a crime called "Mugging!"

Q. What did the secret agent cow ask the other cow? A. Are you udder cover?

What did the secret agent cow ask the other cow

Q. Why can't cows become detectives? A. Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Why can't cows become detectives

Q. What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A. A steak out!

What do you call it when one cow spies on another