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Never trust atoms. They make up everything.

A matter of trust.

Please stop the cow puns! I'm calving nightmares!

An udderly terrible situation.

Orange you glad you saw this pun?

A little vitamin see?

Q. What's the worst thing about being a birthday cake? A. After you're set on fire, you are eaten by the hero who saved you!

Love & celebrations

Make a wish. Save the cake.

Should you ever question your cheese? No, only when it's up to no Gouda.

Up to no Gouda.

Q. How do ye make a pirate furious? A. Take away his P!

A pirate with a missing letter.

Four fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says: “Get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

We don’t want your type.

Q. What do you give a cranky alien? A. Some Space!

What do you give a cranky alien

Green ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck. I'd like to observe it in crater detail!

Green ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck

What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol!

What do you call an overweight alien

How do you throw a party for an alien? You have to planet!

How do you throw a party for an alien

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor.

How do spacemen add more protien to their diet