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Please stop the cow puns! I'm calving nightmares!

An udderly terrible situation.

How do alien parents get Baby ET to sleep? They just rocket!

How do alien parents get Baby ET to sleep

What do aliens wear to bed? Space Jammies!

What do aliens wear to bed

Q. Where do bananas shop for clothes? A. Banana Republic!

Where do bananas shop for clothes

Q. If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make? A. Slippers!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make

Chimp asks: What do you call two banana skins? A. A pair of slippers!

Chimp asks: What do you call two banana skins

Q. What do you calll a pair of banana peels? A. Slippers!

What do you calll a pair of banana peels

Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

Batman asks: What does Batgirl wear to bed

Q. What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball? A. Her Dark Knight Gown!

What does Batgirl wear to the superhero ball

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him. It was a brewed awakening!

Beer-drinking chimps says: When my friend fell asleep at the bar, I poured ale on him

Chimp tells a bar joke: A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!

Chimp tells a bar joke: A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

Q. What do you call a hat for the brain? A. Thinking cap!

What do you call a hat for the brain