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Q. How does a farmer mend his pants? A. With a cabbage patch!

How does a farmer mend his pants

Sweet dreams are made of cheese1 Who am I to dis a brie?

Sweet dreams are made of cheese1 Who am I to dis a brie

Crow Chef Asks. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A. Every morning, you rise and shine!

Crow Chef Asks

Q. Why don't roosters wear pants? A. Their peckers are on their faces!

Why don't roosters wear pants

Q. Why did a rooster go to KFC? A. He wanted to see a chicken strip!

Why did a rooster go to KFC

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer! I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Ape says: I bought a pair of hiking boots in Colorado from a drug dealer

You might be from Colorado if you grew up planning your Halloween costume around your parka!

You might be from Colorado if you grew up planning your Halloween costume around your parka

You might be from Denver if you remember Jake Jabs playing the guitar at Evo's Time Out bar in Littleton!

You might be from Denver if you remember Jake Jabs playing the guitar at Evo's Time Out bar in Littleton

Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!

Bear says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs

You might be from Colorado if ou dress in shorts and flip flops because the weaterh forecast is 50ï¿½!

You might be from Colorado if ou dress in shorts and flip flops because the weaterh forecast is 50ï¿½

Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs!

Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you always dress in lairs

Q. Why does a milking stool only have three legs? A. Because the cow has the udder!

Why does a milking stool only have three legs