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Q. How are the most successful male models paid? A. Handsomely!

How are the most successful male models paid

Q. Why did a woman donate a pair of perfumes to the charity drive? A. She wanted to put in her two scents!

Why did a woman donate a pair of perfumes to the charity drive

Q. What's the name of th Star Wars film where perfume bottles invade and wreak havoc? A. Attack of the Colognes!

What's the name of th Star Wars film where perfume bottles invade and wreak havoc

Q. What do you have to do before getting into a designer dress? A. Get a foot in the Dior!

What do you have to do before getting into a designer dress

Q. Why did a woman yeall "head for the heels" at her favorite shoe store? A. Because she loved elevating footware!

Why did a woman yeall "head for the heels" at her favorite shoe store

Did you hear about the grand opening of the new shoe store? TV news crews got a lot of footage!

Did you hear about the grand opening of the new shoe store

Q. Why did the fashion designer retire at the top of his career? A. Because he wanted to go out in style!

Why did the fashion designer retire at the top of his career

Q. What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? A. "Oh, Sheet!"

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed

Did you hear about the circumcision doctor's wife who kept the foreskins? She made them into a purse. When she rubbed it, it became an overnight bag!

Did you hear about the circumcision doctor's wife who kept the foreskins

Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet.

Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet

Tried to buy camouflage pants, but I just couldn't find any

Tried to buy camouflage pants, but I just couldn't find any

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts