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Q. Why did the police ticket the ghost on Halloween? A. It didn't have a haunting license!

Why did the police ticket the ghost on Halloween

When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"

When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body

Hulking Funny: What do you get if you pour cement on a burglar? A Hardened Criminal

Hulking Funny: What do you get if you pour cement on a burglar

Old Lawyers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Appeal.

Old Lawyers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Appeal

Bartender was arrested for taking liquor home. He was charged with emboozlement!

Bartender was arrested for taking liquor home

Q. Which silent movie lawmen do locksmiths enoy the most? A. The Keystone Cops!

Which silent movie lawmen do locksmiths enoy the most

They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted!

They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted

Q. Why was a locksmith summoned to testify in court? A. To present key evidence!

Why was a locksmith summoned to testify in court

Q. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They just beat the room for being black!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A. How many can you afford?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. It turned itself in!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many thought police does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. There never was any light bulb! Don't you remember?

How many thought police does it take to change a light bulb