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Q. What should you do when you see a green alien? A. Wait until it's ripe!

What should you do when you see a green alien

What did the alien say to the grower? Take me to your weeder!

What did the alien say to the grower

What do aliens put on their toast? Space Jam!

What do aliens put on their toast

Q. What do you get if you cross an apple tree with a shellfish? A. Crab apples!

What do you get if you cross an apple tree with a shellfish

Q. How do you make an apple turnover? A. Ross it down hill!

How do you make an apple turnover

Q. What is red and smells like blue paint? A. Red paint!

What is red and smells like blue paint

Dijon Vu: The Same Mustard As Before. OUCH!

Dijon Vu: The Same Mustard As Before

Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.

Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast

My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.

My friend's bakery burned down

Banana Joke: What do ou dod if you see a blue banana? A. Try to cheer it up!

Banana Joke: What do ou dod if you see a blue banana

Gorilla asks: What is yellow and goes Bzzzzzz? A. An electric banana!

Gorilla asks: What is yellow and goes Bzzzzzz