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Chimp asks: Why couldn't the banan yell HI? A. It could only YELLOW!

Chimp asks: Why couldn't the banan yell HI

Q. What do you call solid god bananas? A. A bunch of money!

What do you call solid god bananas

Q. What do bananas say when they answer the phone? A. Yellow!

What do bananas say when they answer the phone

Q. What is a cool banana's favorite song? A. Melllo Yellow!

What is a cool banana's favorite song

Q.Why can't Batman play chess with the white pieces? A. He alwyas has to be the Dark Knight!

Why can't Batman play chess with the white pieces

Beer glass asks: Why does corona go through your system so fast? A. Becuase it doesn't have to stop to change color!

Beer glass asks: Why does corona go through your system so fast

Q. What is a vampire's favorite type of person to bite? A. A Redneck!

What is a vampire's favorite type of person to bite

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange cheese? Go Broncos!

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange cheese

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange chees? Halloween was yesterday! Go Broncos!

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange chees

Orange Habanero Peppers Say: Go Broncos! Orange is Hot!

Orange Habanero Peppers Say: Go Broncos

Q. Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage? A. Because two heads are better than one!

Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage

When the teacher lectured avout leafy green veggies, the pupil learned a chard lesson!

When the teacher lectured avout leafy green veggies, the pupil learned a chard lesson