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Crow Chef Asks: Which fruit do you eat when you're sad? A. Blueberries!

Crow Chef Asks: Which fruit do you eat when you're sad

ET Chef Says: My wife made me a green hamburger for St. Patrick's Day? I asked how she colored it, ans she said she didn't know what I was talking about!

ET Chef Says: My wife made me a green hamburger for St

ET Chef Asks: Why did the blonde chef shave the peaches? A. Because the recipe called for nectarines!

ET Chef Asks: Why did the blonde chef shave the peaches

One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!

One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread

The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a few minutes ago.

The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a few minutes ago

Java Joke: Does a coffee shop have the ground to operated in the black?

Java Joke: Does a coffee shop have the ground to operated in the black

Q. Where do crayons go on vacation? A. Colorful Color-ado!

Where do crayons go on vacation

Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green!

Alien says: You might be from Colorado if you believe in going green

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before

NASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. Missioin name: The Herd Shot 'Round the World

NASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit

Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled Milk

What do you get from a pampered cow

An optometrist asked a guy if his eyes had ever been checked. The guy replied, "No, they've always been brown!"

An optometrist asked a guy if his eyes had ever been checked