| Q.
What do Denverites call it when dogs get along well together
out in public?
A. A walk in the park.
Doggie
Style Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, don't make me beg for it like a dog!
Q.
What does a stylish bitch wear to a big party?
A. Her petticoat. |
Q.
Where should you keep noisy sled dogs?
A. In a barking lot.
A
guy and a dog are having a few drinks at the cprmer bar.
So the dog says, "That's ruff, but you think your wife's
a bitch?"
Q.
Which kind of office machine was specifically designed to
produce duplicates of Dorothy's dog?
A. A Toto copier. |
Dog
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I ran all the way over here just to fetch you.
Q.
Why did the Denver Mint hire a bloodhound?
A. That just made s-cents.
Q.
Which kind of dog chases anything red?
A. A bulldog! |
