| Q.
Which domesticated cat breed is known for vocalizing the
most sounds of contentment?
A. Purr-sian Cats.
Q.
What do you call a Tom cat that just won't stop licking
himself out in public?
A. Purr-verted. |
Q.
Which kind of domestic feline makes the best EMT?
A. A First Aid Kitten.
Q.
What do all the other alley cats call the stinky feline
who likes to eat beans?
A. Puss 'N Toots.
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Q.
What do you call it when your cat is having a hissy fit?
A. A bad mewd.
Q.
Do cats like Post-It notes?
A. No, they prefer scratch paper for memos and hate sticky
notes posted on their backs. |
