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Q. Why do pampered house cats always get their own way?
A. They know how to purr-suade their cat lady.
Q.
How can you tell if a feline is a snob?
A. By her purr-snickedy cat-titude, or lack there
of. |
Q. Which kind of house cat is best at roughing it in the
great outdoors?
A. A Survival Kit.
Q.
What do you call a tragic event involving felines?
A. A Catastrophe!
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Q. What do biologists call the cat who ate the duck?
A. A duck-filled fatty-puss.
Q.
What are the other alley cats calling the feline felon who
was caught by claw enforcement?
A. The Purr-pet-rator. |
