| Q.
What do you call a fuel sales rep?
A. A gas pedal-er.
Q.
What ?is the job title of the salesman who supplies the
auto body shop
A. Fender Vendor.
Q.
Why did the colander salesman quit his job?
A. It was just too much of a strain.
Q.
Why did Payless Shoes fire the sandals salesman?
A. 'Cause he didn't toe the line.
Q.
What is a wholesale flower salesman called?
A. A petal-er.
Q.
Why did the cannabis salesman enjoy his sales route in Meca?
A. High prophets.
Old
salesmen never die, but they do go out of commission.
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Sales
Pitch Translation of a Day: When a vendor says, "Have I
got a deal for you!," that's a propositional phrase.
Q.
Who reps the company that supplies replacement parts to
schooners?
A. The sails man.
Q.
Why did the crystal ball salesman quit his jok?
A. He just didn't see any future in it.
Q.
Why did the salesman at the expensive antique clock shop,
with the snooty customers, quit his job?
A. He just didn't have time for that.
Q.
Why was the farmer arguing with athe pushy fertilizer salesman?
A. 'Cause there was only so much bullshit he was willing
to take.
Salesman:
Which mattress would you liket?
Customer: I don't know. Let sleep on it. |
Q.
Why are salesman jokes so funny?
A. 'Cause they sell themselves.
Q.
What is a dog and cat food sales rep called?
A. A pet-a-lure.
Salesman:
That suit fits you like a bandage.
Customer: Yeah, I bought it by accident.
Q.
Why was the leprechaun fired from his cashier job?
A. 'Cause he was always a little short.
Q.
What is a door-to-door bicycle salesman called?
A. A pedal-er.
Q.
How does everybody in the neighborhood feel about the persistent
replacement window salesman?
A. Clearly, he's a real pane in the neck.
Q.
Which old commedian sold bakery when he wasn't perfrming
on stage?
A. Soupy Sales. |
