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Q.
How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
A. Put it in a man bun.
Hair
Style Point to Ponder: Can you wear just one pigtail, or
is that a boar?
Q.
Which salon is frequented by flight engineers and rocket
scientists?
A. Hair-O-Dynamics.
Q.
Where do helicopter pilots get their hair cut?
A. At The Hair Port.
Q.
What kind of facial hair does the hipster ghost at the haunted
house have?
A. A soul patch. |
Q.
Why was the woman's hair so angry?
A. Because she was always teasing it!
Did
you hear about the big fight at the barber shop? It was
a very hairy situation.
Q.
Which Boston barber shop lost so many customers that it
had to close?
A. Jack the Clipper.
Q.
Why did the blonde want to become a hair stylist?
A. For the fringe benefits.
Q.
Which werewolf had the best makeup and hairstyling in 1981?
A. An American Werewolf in London.
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Q.
Where do police detectives get their hair cut?
A. At Sherlock Combs.
Q.
Which three ways can a man wear his hair?
A. Parted, unparted, or departed.
Q.
Why are barbers such good drivers?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.
Q.
Why was it so hard to brush the heifer's hair?
A. She had a bad cow lick!
Q.
What is one of the primary courses in cosmetology school?
A. Cutting class. |
