I walked up to the cheese counter in the store last week. I interrupted him, so he had to start again...

Q. Where can you buy secondhand cheese online?
A. At Brie-bay.

Q. Why was the cheddar wheel so bossy?
A. Because he was the big cheese.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you an assorted cheese platter? 'Cause I'd like to sample every part of you.

Cheesy guy is doing grate, but he likely needs to do cheddar.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, are you Mozzarella? 'Cause you are stringing me along.

Q. What kind of cheese is the favorite in a galaxy far, far away?
A. Boba Feta.

Q. How do you profess your love to a French cheesemonger?
A. Say "Teleme."

My friend is so vegan, that he won't even have his photograph taken in case he has to say: "Cheese."

Q. Which kind of cheese provides road-side assistance in SoCal?
A. Monterey Jack.

Cheesy Come-On: Hi babe, are you American cheese? 'Cause I just want to peel you.

Q. Which Near East country eats the most cheese?
A. Curd-istan.

Cheesy Dating Tip: Cheddar not miss this hot opportunity, Colby.

Q. Which kind of topping do witches like on their bagels?
A. Scream Cheese!

Cheese Chat Up Line: Hey Colby, your intellect turns me on 'cause you are sharp as cheddar.

Q. What does cheese say at peace talks with opposing cheese factions?
A. Let's come to cheddar right now!

Q. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
A. Looking Gouda!

Q. Which type of cheese really needs to see a phychiatrist?
A. Em-mental.

Q. What did the bleu cheese receive when it won the cheesy Olympics?
A. A Mold Medal.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fond of cheese come-ons? 'Cause I am fondue too, Brie.

I took a photograph of a mouse today. He didn't say "Cheese," but I could tell he was thinking it...

Q. Which kind of cheese should you use if you want to catch the most rodents?
A. Mouse-arella.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, even if you're a little mousy, you'll just eat me up.

Q. What did the cheese say after it escaped from the mouse?
A. Hooray! I'm Brie!

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite cheese?
A. Limb-burger.

Q. Which kind of cheese suffers from depression?
A. Blue Cheese.

Q. When does cheese look the most sane?
A. When everybody else on the plate is crackers.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: No girl, you are not a cheesy comedian. Tonight's open mic crowd was just vegans or laugh-tose intolerant!

Cheesy guy gnomes the worst queso scenario is yet to come.

Cheesy Point to Ponder: Does Cheese need GPS, or does it automatically know which whey to go?

Q. Why was the cheesemonger crooked?
A. Because he only had one Stilton.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you like Pizza Hut? 'Cause I'd really like to stuff your crust.

Q. What do you call cheese from the Far East?
A. Parm-asian.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey baby, the hole in my heart tells me that you must be Swiss-ing me, too.

Q. What is the name of the most famous cheese factory in Israel?
A. Cheeses of Nazareth.

Q. Why did the French cheese commit suicide?
A. Because it just could take it any Langres.

I was up to my knees in cheese spread the other day... That's the last time I walk the streets of Philadelphia.

Q. What do you call cheese that farts at church?
A. Stinking Bishop.

Q. Why is it so hard to be the photographer at a vegan wedding?
A. Nobody smiles when you ask them to say, "Cheese."

Smart Guy heard her cousins' names are Bologna and Cheese.

Q. Why did the cheese look so sane?
A. Because it was sitting between two crackers.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, tonight you are looking gouda 'nuff to eat!

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, is your name Colby? 'Cause I'd like you on my steamy comestibles.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like the way you are dressing.

Q. What did the cheesemonger do with a cheese handkerchief?
A. He bleu his nose.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my mold college roommate, Blue?

Q. Why was the cheesemonger lopsided?
A. Because he only had one Stilton.

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