Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese? It's only mild, though.

Cheese walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get out. We don't serve your rind in here."

Q. How much cheese is really a lot?
A. Tunworth.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you don't feel so gouda tonight. Please feel cheddar soon.

Q. How do you handle dangerous cheese?
A. Caerphilly.

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, you'd never have to question me, 'cause I'm not too gouda to be true to you.

Q. What kind of cheese should you get if you want to protect your territory?
A. Roquefort!

Q. What did the cheese tell his shrink?
A. Doc, I just Camembert any longer.

Q. What is a lion's favorite cheese?
A. Roar-quefort.

Q. What does Cheese say when it's having its picture taken?
A. People!

Q. How should you eat crumbly cheese when you're in Wales?
A. Caerphilly.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Gorganzola? 'Cause you are looking sharp tonight!

Beefcake Gnome dishes up cheesy cheesecake come-ons for dessert.

Q. Why is cheesecake such a sweet friend?
A. Because cheesecake will never tell you you're getting fat.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think we'd have a hole lot of fun together.

Cheesy Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you cheesecake? 'Cause you're so sweet!

Q. Which kind of cheese is recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?
A. Dental Schloss.

Q. Which cheese is rich, worldy, and blonde?
A. Paris Stilton.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, you are so hot and creamy.

Q. Why does the mushroom always get invited to cheesy pizza parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.

Goes to show that the cheesy guy doesn't always get the girl. Cheddar luck next time!

Q. What did the cheesy detective say when he took the case?
A. I smell something Swiss-picious.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey miss, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you are hot!

Q. What did Parmesan say when it broke up with Mozzarella?
A. Sorry, but I'm just too mature for you.

Q. What do you get if you cross a goblin with cream?
A. Muenster cheese.

Q. Which kind of cheese is a woodpecker's favorite?
A. Pecorino.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey lady, cheesy come ons are only okay, if they're well-aged along the whey.

Q. What does Monterey cheese say when his buddy misstates a fact?
A. Hey, you don't know Jack!

Q. Which kind of cheese might you find along a California highway?
A. Monterey Jack.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Jack, you have my parmesan to nibble off my plate.

Q. What did the Cheese salesman say to his cultured patron?
A. That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!

Q. Why was the cheesy clown fired from the circus?
A. Because he couldn't get his Stilton.

Cheesy Cannibal Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's so gouda to me-eat you!

Q. What did the cheese say when it looked at itself in the mirror?
A. Hallomi!

Q. What did Shakespeare ask the cheesemonger?
A. To Brie, or not to Brie?

Cheesy Come-On: Hey girl, you are even hotter than deep-fried mozzarella!

Q. What's the most religious type of cheese?
A. Swiss cheese – it's so holy.

Q. Which kind of cheese likes to frolic in a backwoods river in New England?
A. Ricotta.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, cheddar not miss out on this opportunity to go out with a real big cheese lover.

Cheesy pick up lines don't always work. She knows Gnome Buddy is just too gouda to be true.

Q. What is American cheese's favorite TV channel?
A. Brie Brie C America.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you cheddar not miss my tasty come on!

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