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Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but the bulb has to really watt to change!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb

Hospitals report hearts of bankers are in high demand by transplant patients because they've never been used!

Hospitals report hearts of bankers are in high demand by transplant patients because they've never been used

Q. What do you call a guitarist that drank too much alchohol? A. Bassist loaded!

What do you call a guitarist that drank too much alchohol

Q. What do you call a pickle doctor? A. A dill pusher!

What do you call a pickle doctor

Q. What do you say to a pickle tht's freaking out? A. Just dill out!

What do you say to a pickle tht's freaking out

My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment.

My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment

Q. Why is pirating so addictive? A. Because once ye lose yar first hand, ye are hooked!

Why is pirating so addictive

Q. How did Captain Hook die? A. Multiple stab wounds due to an itchy rash!

How did Captain Hook die

Q. what do you call an officer with bugs? A. Po-Lice!

what do you call an officer with bugs

Q. What do you call that feeling you get when you see a cop car in your rear view mirror? A. Cop sick shock syndrome!

What do you call that feeling you get when you see a cop car in your rear view mirror

Groaner: A psychiatrist on a hike fell into a deep depression...

Groaner: A psychiatrist on a hike fell into a deep depression..

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A. he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet