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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid

Hulk Humor: I can't drink milk. I lactose genes needed to digest it.

Hulk Humor: I can't drink milk

Q. Why do doctor's make the best Jedi? A. Because a Jedi must have patients!

Why do doctor's make the best Jedi

Sheep Joke: When I finally figured out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself.

Sheep Joke: When I finally figured out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself

Q. What do you do if ife gives you melons? A. See a doctor, because you're dyslexic!

What do you do if ife gives you melons

Q. What do you give to a sick lemon? A. Lemon Aid!

What do you give to a sick lemon

Q. How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins!

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to medicare!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb

Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? A. SEX!

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb

Q. What do you get if you cross a thought with a light bulb? A. A bright idea!

What do you get if you cross a thought with a light bulb

Q. What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? A. You can unscrew a light bulb!

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. the bulb will change itself when it's ready!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb