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Mad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.

Mad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind

Ghoulish Humor: I was thinking about a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

Ghoulish Humor: I was thinking about a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A tap on the head.

What do you give a person with water on the brain

Chimp asks: Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber? A. How can it be a joke, if nobody is laughing?

Chimp asks: Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber

Q. What did a hamburger say to another hamburger in the bathroom? A. I musturd!

What did a hamburger say to another hamburger in the bathroom

Q. What did the frog order at McDonalds? A. French flies and a diet croak!

What did the frog order at McDonalds

Did you hear about the hamburger that couldn't stop making jokes? It was on a roll!

Did you hear about the hamburger that couldn't stop making jokes

Q. When can a hamburger marry a hot dog? A. Only when they have a very frank relationship!

When can a hamburger marry a hot dog

Q. How di Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? A. He forgot to wrap his Whopper!

How di Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant

Q. What do you call a cabbage with a good body? A. Head and shoulders above the rest!

What do you call a cabbage with a good body

Q. What do you call a vegetable with PMS? A. A Cab Bitch!

What do you call a vegetable with PMS

Doctors tried to save him with an I.V. but, their efforts were all in vein.

Doctors tried to save him with an I.V