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Groaner Pun: A bear was hit by an 18-wheeler. It was a grizzly accident.

Groaner Pun: A bear was hit by an 18-wheeler

Q. What is the blood type of happy people? A. B Positive!

What is the blood type of happy people

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire

Q. What is a vampire's favorite type of person to bite? A. A Redneck!

What is a vampire's favorite type of person to bite

There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body. No wonder I have tired blood!

There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body

Two chemists walk into a bar. First one says: "I'll have H2O." Second one says: "I'll have H2O, too." He died.

Two chemists walk into a bar

I'm reading a book about gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm reading a book about gravity

Chimp tells a bar joke: A dyslexic guy walks into a bra!

Chimp tells a bar joke: A dyslexic guy walks into a bra

Sports bar joke: A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out!

Sports bar joke: A soccer ball walks into a bar

A baby seal walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What can I get you?" Seal replies: "Anything but a Canadian club."

A baby seal walks into a bar

Past, Present & Future Walked Into a Bar. It Was Tense!

Past, Present & Future Walked Into a Bar

q. What type of photos do brains post at Facebook? A. Cell-fies!

What type of photos do brains post at Facebook