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Did you hear about the carrot detective? It got to the root of every case!

Did you hear about the carrot detective

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read!"

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's up in your face? Too close for comfort food.

What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's up in your face

ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby!

ET Chef Says: "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when somebody hands you their baby

Cow Chef Asks: Did you hear about the brutal fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered!

Cow Chef Asks: Did you hear about the brutal fight in the kitchen

ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike? A. Both are unidentified frying objects!

ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike

Q. What is a crappy chef's favorite thing to do? A Cut the cheese!

What is a crappy chef's favorite thing to do

Ape Chef Asks: Did you hear about the dominatrix chef? She beats the eggs and whips the cream!

Ape Chef Asks: Did you hear about the dominatrix chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His legacy is a pizza history

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker? Because he'll beat the Focaccia!

Ape Chef Asks: Why should you never insult an Italian baker

Gorilla Chef Asks: Where can you expect to find a stirring message? A. In a recipe!

Gorilla Chef Asks: Where can you expect to find a stirring message

Chimp Chef Says: Saw my dad chopping up Onions today and I cried. Onions was a good dog!

Chimp Chef Says: Saw my dad chopping up Onions today and I cried