Q. What are the six most frightening words in the world?
A. The Dentist Can See You Now!

Q. How do you describe an elderly dentist?
A. A bit long in the tooth.

Q. How long did it take for the set of dentures to fall in love?
A. It was love at first bite!

Q. How does a dentist describe his favorite hockey team?
A. Ahh-some!

Q. Why did the dentist faint?
A. Her son came home an announced he'd joined the hockey team!

Toothy Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you're like my false teeth. I can't smile without you!

The flip-side of contagious gum disease is an infectious smile.

Q. How are mosquitoes and false teeth alike?
A. Both only come out at night.

Q. What kind of award do teeth not want?
A. A little plaque.

Did you hear about the dentist who got a gold filling just to put his money where his mouth is?

Q. How can you get a new set of teeth put in you for free?
A. Pet a lion.

Q. What do you call a dentist who just can't stop working on teeth?
A. Abscessive Compulsive.

Q. Which country's citizens have the best oral hygiene habits?
A. Brussia!

5 out of 5 Dentists agree that Toothday is the most Ahh-some day of the week!

The sad dentist looked a little down in the mouth.

Dental Fact of the Day: An oral surgeon gets to the root of the problem.

Dental Hygeinist: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
Overly Anesthetized Blonde: Chocolate.

Q. What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A. The Molar Bear!

They called him the King of Dentists because his specialty was crowns.

Q. If you brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth, why do you brush your teeth in the morning?
A. To keep your friends!

Q. What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A. Denis.

Q. Which ancient Egyptian pharaoh had the healthiest teeth?
A. King Toothankhamun.

Q. Who wrote the biting book, I Have a Toothache?
A. Phil A. Cavity.

As a teen, I was feeling a little crooked, but my dentist straightened me right out!

Q. What do you call the practical advice your dentist gives you?
A. His fill-osophy.

Q. How do baby teeth learn how to chew?
A. From their school teethers!

Q. What did Yoda's dentist say?
A. May the Floss Be With You!

Q. When do many people go to the dentist?
A. Tooth Hurty!

Please stop telling punny toothbrush jokes!
– Oral B. Madd.

Q. What does a big brass musician use when he brushes his teeth?
A. A tuba toothpaste.

Q. What did one tooth say to another in an attempt to make it jealous?
A. The dentist is taking me out tonight!

Going to the dentist can be very full filling?

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