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Q. Why did this chicken cross the road? A. Because she's an independent female flightless bird!

Why did this chicken cross the road

Q. What is a criminal's favorite day of the week? Free Day!

What is a criminal's favorite day of the week

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I can't control myself around you, Brie

A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free.

A Bachelor's a Guy Who's Footloose and Fiance-Free

At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"

At the supermarket, I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode, so I ased: "Are You Two An Item?"

Hulking Funny: What do you get if you pour cement on a burglar? A Hardened Criminal

Hulking Funny: What do you get if you pour cement on a burglar

If Satan lost his hair, would there be Hell toupee?

If Satan lost his hair, would there be Hell toupee

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it

How do you get holy water

Q. What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A. It's a little on the dark side!

What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger

Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it!

Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu!

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu

7 of 9 Borg Jokes Are Not Funny!

7 of 9 Borg Jokes Are Not Funny