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Q. Why do Daleks eat apples? A. Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

Why do Daleks eat apples

Q. What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? A. Dalek bread!

What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti

Q. What does a Dalek say when it's drunk? A. In-tox-ic-ate!

What does a Dalek say when it's drunk

Q. what did the Dalek say to the omelet? A. Eggsterminate!

what did the Dalek say to the omelet

Q. What do Daleks do with illegal aliens? A. Expatriate!

What do Daleks do with illegal aliens

Q. What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot? A. Time to call the Doctor!

What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot

Q. How do Daleks tell ech other apart? A. Thay. Jast. Caan!

How do Daleks tell ech other apart

Q. Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre? A. There wasn't any temporal shift work available!

Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre

Q. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!

What did a Cyberman searh for online

Q. What do you call a man online who talks dirty without emotion? A. A Cyberman!

What do you call a man online who talks dirty without emotion

Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control? A. He like te job description "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control

Are you from Skaro? Because you're Dalek-table!

Are you from Skaro