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Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me

Fitness Humor: Elfin Gyms Got Gnome Wiggle Room!

Fitness Humor: Elfin Gyms Got Gnome Wiggle Room

Gym Humor: Gnome Sweat Produces Pherognomes!

Gym Humor: Gnome Sweat Produces Pherognomes

Diet Meme: Gnome problem is too big, so he joined Weight Watchers.

Diet Meme: Gnome problem is too big, so he joined Weight Watchers

Fitness Meme: Hey Buddy, just remember mermaids don't have thigh gaps either!

Fitness Meme: Hey Buddy, just remember mermaids don't have thigh gaps either

Hulk Asks: How do Columbians develop muscle? A. By pushig drugs!

Hulk Asks: How do Columbians develop muscle

Hulk Asks: What do you call a workout facility infested with harmful bugs? A. A germ-nasium!

Hulk Asks: What do you call a workout facility infested with harmful bugs

The gym has no confidence in me. The first machine they put me on was the respirator!

The gym has no confidence in me

Hulk Asks: What do you get if you cross a body builder and a peeping Tom? A. Amazing Peeks!

Hulk Asks: What do you get if you cross a body builder and a peeping Tom

When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"

When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body

Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!

Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose

Hulk Humor: I can't drink milk. I lactose genes needed to digest it.

Hulk Humor: I can't drink milk