GOOD PUNS. BAD REACTIONS.See it. Save it. Share the groan.

PICK YOUR PUNISHMENT

Fitness memes.

From the original Painful Puns archive.

65 MEMES

See it. Save it. Share the groan.

Q. What's another name for exercise? A. The Joy of Flex!

What's another name for exercise

There's a new machine at my gy. Only used it for an hour and I started to feel sick. It's good though. It does everything: Kitkats, Snickers, Mar Bars, Doritos...

There's a new machine at my gy

Q. What did the group of sedentary executives with expanding waistlines call their worouts? A. Middle Management!

What did the group of sedentary executives with expanding waistlines call their worouts

Q. How does a physicist exercise? A. By pmping ion!

How does a physicist exercise

Q. What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub? A. No whey!

What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his protein tub

Q. Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A. He didn't. There's no walking on leg day!

Why did the bodybuilder cross the road

I was going to go running today, but nobody was chasing me!

I was going to go running today, but nobody was chasing me

Gym Joke: My struggle with steroids has only made me stronger!

Gym Joke: My struggle with steroids has only made me stronger

Have you heard about the new garlic diet? You don't lose much weight but from a distance, friends think you look thinner.

Have you heard about the new garlic diet

Gym Joke: Gnome body builders are not ab-gnormal!

Gym Joke: Gnome body builders are not ab-gnormal

Food Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!

Food Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's

Workout Humor: Gnome Pain, Gnome Gain!

Workout Humor: Gnome Pain, Gnome Gain