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Q. What is a great name for a dietician? A. Eaton Wright!

What is a great name for a dietician

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry? A. He went back four seconds!

ET Chef Asks: What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all

Did you hear about the arm wrestler who was about to win? He had the match well in hand!

Did you hear about the arm wrestler who was about to win

Q. What do you call a donkey on steroids? A. An ass-teroid!

What do you call a donkey on steroids

Q. How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to do it and two to chant "You're looking huge man, huge."

How many bodybuilders does it take to change a light bulb

Q. Why did the gym close down? A. It just wasn't working out!

Why did the gym close down

Q. Which exercise do hairdressers do at the gym? A. Curls!

Which exercise do hairdressers do at the gym

I quit my gym becuase one of the instructors shouted at me, "come on man, you've got to want it" Come on push. Youcan do it." I hate being disturbed whn I'm taking a dump!

I quit my gym becuase one of the instructors shouted at me, "come on man, you've got to want it" Come on push

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 17,500 times!

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline

My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!

My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James

The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower!

The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower