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Penguin Meme: I used to be a nun, but I was expelled due to dirty habits.

Penguin Meme: I used to be a nun, but I was expelled due to dirty habits

Q. What's sour, green, and swims in an aquarium? A. A trop-pickle fish!

What's sour, green, and swims in an aquarium

Q. What's green and swims in the sea? A. Moby Pickle!

What's green and swims in the sea

Q. What's green and red and guides Santa's sleigh? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Pickle!

What's green and red and guides Santa's sleigh

Q. What is green and pecks on tree? Woody Wood Pickle!

What is green and pecks on tree

Q. What happened when Blackbeard fell overboard into the Red Sea? A. He got marooned!

What happened when Blackbeard fell overboard into the Red Sea

Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because it held up a pair of jeans!

Why did the belt go to jail

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination

A farmer enjoys gazing at his pumkin patch becuase it's so gourd-geous!

A farmer enjoys gazing at his pumkin patch becuase it's so gourd-geous

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A. Pumpkin Pi!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter

Job Joke: Whiteboards Are Remarkable!

Job Joke: Whiteboards Are Remarkable

Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. Because it saw the the salad dressing.

Why did the tomato turn red